Over at UGO.com there’s a a gallery, of what they are calling, the 50 worst band photos of all time. There are some of the usual suspects, like bands sporting overly-tight spandex, goofy matching outfits, mullets…There’s also the harder to explain.
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#46-Lightning Tits
“Hey! What would best accentuate the rippling masculinity of our pasty, white, middle-aged pectoral regions? I know! Lightning!”
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#10-Giant Pants
I’m sure this was part of some huge concept about elevating our consciousness from the material plane or something, but seriously: don’t put hippies on stilts. That’s basically begging for a concussion.
Hopefully your band isn’t on this list. And for even more bad band photos head over to Rock and Roll Confidential.
These are supremely bad, John. In the new bad photos category, have you seen any recent photos of REO Speedwagon? Man. They look like they’re ready for the wax museum.
I think REO is one of those bands that qualified for this list even in their prime 🙂